Graphomania with M.P. Fitzgerald

Graphomania with M.P. Fitzgerald

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A short story

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M.P. Fitzgerald
May 15, 2025
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With apologies to Don Hertzfeldt and no one else

My EKG is incessant.

Echoes of a living drum; it sounds off, haunting the background in ill effect, fighting the natural silence of the room, and the worst part? Sheets rank smell of my pee. I won't be around to enjoy that quiet when it comes, but at least I'll leave behind something hard to clean.

And they …

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