Last night I waited. I finally saw.
It happens once a year. No matter where I move to, no matter how far from civilization I can get, there will be a dead animal on my front door—buried in an inch of dandruff. Sometimes it is a raccoon, other times it’s some poor neighbor’s pet dog. Their teeth are always missing, and the dandruff flakes are the size of …
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