Does anyone know how to get barnacles off of their porch?
Horror/humor slash fiction
Do you know how to get barnacles off of a porch? A solution of water and bleach in a spray bottle will take care of the black mold on the walls. The carpets I know I have to replace. But the barnacles on my porch, well, that is something I do not know how to deal with.
To be clear: I live out in northern Nevada. There is an entire state between me and th…